The crystal ship is being filled.

The following is a collection of my muses—and sometimes my own work, as a result of being aided by my muses (Plato said, "at the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.")*—for whenever college life dropkicks me into a mental desert. Bless them.

*For original content, type "thought bubble" or "blog" in the search bar above. Thank you!

Now, I dare you to sit your ass down and love me.